This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd, drunk quotes}}}ranging from the tipsy: br /br /}}}What did I tell you my name was?}}}br /}}}This shot has the faint smell of public restroom.}}} br /}}}This bar is as hot as uterus!}}}br /}}}I}}}m way too broke to be this wasted!}}}br /}}}Mom! Someone}}}s fucking in the bathroom again.}}}br /}}}What? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!}}}br /}}}You suck at drunk sex.}}}br /br /Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art. br /